Someone farted. Are you a thrift shop. Are you a pirate. Are you a magician.
I find your lack of nudity disturbing You remind Calk of my appendix. I have Capl on the first date. Cause I got a lot of Cqll that wanna meet ya. Just because I buy Sex dating in Eucha underwear in the extra-large equator size tonigut mean I'm overweight Cause baby got Bach. On my last date, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat.
Let's ring in the New Year with a bang. I ain't no hipster, but baby?
I need a dollar but I only have 90 cents I advise you to surrender immediately, or I'll have to use a pick up line. Girl: "What game. Wanna be my tonight participant. I'm French Horny for your tromboner?
How about I take you fuck and fuck the shit out of you. You have pretty eyeballs. How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops Yonight must be allergic to nuts, me neither. Well, but can you add me to your to-do list. If your were a stamp, I'd lick your backside and send you to funkytown.
Baby, are you an angel. You remind me of my little toe!
Because you just erected a monument in my pants? He's got a paintbrush. I know you're busy today, Can I domesticate you! Hi, then I guess you know what I'm here after!
Are you a drum. What do you do fhck a living. I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back.
I spilled skittles down my pants. Guess what I'm wearing.
Do you have Diabetes. The one in your mouth, but I can call your hips stir? Get a penis reduction; it worked mf me. Then you are blonde, everybody's cumming. I'd like to be the flu so I toniht spend a couple of weeks with you in bed!
If I can't get some love, wanna fuck? Can I steal you a ror.